Indo Hijabers
Secret Garden korean drama Artist: Baek Ji Young Song: That Women ( 그여자 ) romanization (credit to:geniskencur) translation (credit to:antisocialnot) I just love that one woman I love her wholeheartedly I follow her around like a shadow everyday That woman is laughing & crying Just how much more do I have to gaze at you alone This love that came like the wind, this beggar like love If I continue this way, will you love me? Just come a little nearer One step closer but flee with 2 legs I who love you am next to you now That woman who comes. that woman is cautious that's why you have to learn to smile what she can't tell her best friend her heart's full of tears. that's why, that woman when she loved you the same way yet another fool, yet another fool can't you hug me before you go? i want to receive love everyday in my heart, just in my heart i shout and that woman's next to me again. that woman's not me its not that she knows she doesn't know cause she's a fool Just how much more do I have to gaze at you alone This love that came like the wind, this beggar like love If I continue this way, will you love me? Just come a little nearer One step closer but flee with 2 legs I who love you am next to you now That woman who comes.
I Love Hijab
bored angel Asked: women ....?
Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.
Q: How will I know if my vomiting is morning sickness or the flu?
A: If it's the flu, you'll get better.
Q: What is the most common pregnancy craving?
A: For men to be the ones who get pregnant.
Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
A: Childbirth.
Q: The more pregnant I get, the more often strangers smile at me. Why?
A: 'Cause you're fatter than they are.
Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.
A: So what's your question?
Q: How long is the average woman in labor?
A: Whatever she says divided by two.
Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain that I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.
Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?
A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you.
Q: Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?
A: Pregnancy causes anything you want to blame it for.
Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.
Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
A: When the kids are in college.
Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.
Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A. A widow.
Q. Why are married women heavier than single women?
A. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
Q: Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up women?
A: Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
A: When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."
Q. How do you fix a woman's watch?
A. You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
Q. Why do men break wind more than women?
A. Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.
Q. What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence?
A. Divorced.
Q: How many men does it take to open a beer?
A: None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.
Best answer about women ....?:
Answer by mommad
GREAT!!!Very Funny!
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